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The "You are standing TOO CLOSE" T-shirt

The "You are standing TOO CLOSE" T-shirt

Regular price $28.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $28.50 USD
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Introducing our latest masterpiece, the "You are standing too close" embroidered T-shirt. It's the ultimate armor against the dreaded close talkers, those individuals who believe personal space is just a myth.

Imagine this: you're innocently trying to have a conversation when, out of nowhere, someone's face is practically in your ear. It's the stuff of nightmares! But fear not, for our shirt has your back (and your front) covered, literally.

With the cleverly placed embroidery on the left breast, this tee serves as a gentle reminder to those close talkers that boundaries exist for a reason. It's like a neon sign flashing, "Danger! Maintain a safe distance!"

But wait, there's more! This shirt not only saves you from uncomfortable encounters but also makes a snarky fashion statement. Crafted from top-notch fabric, it offers a comfortable fit while screaming, "I will not be suffocated by your words!"

So, the next time a close talker approaches, watch their expression as they read your shirt. Witness their confusion as they realize they've crossed the invisible line of personal space. It's a subtle triumph, my friend.

Wear our "You are standing too close" embroidered tee and revel in the power of snarky self-expression. Note: This shirt does not come with a built-in forcefield or an ejector seat, unfortunately. But it does provide a much-needed dose of sanity in an overly intrusive world.

The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
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